Enjoy the music in your mind…

A number of the Very Large Homes (VLH) on the Malibu Riviera bluff have their own beach access, usually contrived of a rickety ladder or staircase leading to, of course, a Very Locked Gate (VLG). The cliffs in many places are close to vertical, their base drenched by the demanding saltwater of some high tides. If you happen to have the misfortune of being down here when a tsunami hits, well… good luck. Run for the nearest ladder and hope that your ability to scale a chain link fence is honed.

If it weren’t copyright infringement, I’d include a clip from that all-time classic Led Zep tune. You’ll just have to hear it in your head.

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