March 29, 2012
The Honeymooners
I think he’s blushing.
“Ralph! Get back here. It’s getting dark and it’s time to start dinner.”
“Ralph? I said, get back here. I’m getting hungry.”
“Ralph!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!! I’m STARVING!!”
“Hey Alice, baby, relax! Norton and I are just watching the fight. Good game! Steller Sea Lion: 3, Cephalopod: zilch. I’ll pick up something for dinner on the way home.”
“Mmmmmm.”
“Yummmmm!”
“Okay, see ya, Norton. I guess I shouldn’t keep Alice waiting. Time to go shopping– I better bring something back…”
“Uh… Uh-oh. What’s that above me?”
“Hey! He stole my dinner! That ball was in play! No fair! Call the Ref! Foul!”
“Leftover octopus, AGAIN? Gee Ralph, I thought we were having Dungeness tonight.”
“Look at those silly eagles. Alice always forgets that ever since they started doing the Atkins thing, they’re on a low-crab diet.”
Lane Savant said,
April 3, 2012 @ 8:10 pm
So that’s what we did before television!