April 14, 2012
Like a whale out of water
Something funny on the black and whites, for these funny black and whites.
It’s an exciting time of year around here: Orca Watch 2012.
Well, for me, at least.
This post of mine from last summer explains why. We’re quickly approaching the season when the resident pods of orca whales– J, K and L (thanks to the nice folks at the Whale Museum, you can read about this weird naming process here), return to this part of the shoreline to get their fill of the salmon running yards from my toes (I wish the fish realized they could save me a trip down to the dock by simply flinging themselves right onto my grill).
Since their traditional departure from the San Juans in mid October, I’ve missed these creatures. I call them my “floating pandas,” and despite their bad rap as Killer Whales, they really are quite adorable. Sometimes they swim by so close to the rocks and kelp beds, that I could just about reach out and pet them.
Don’t worry, I won’t.
Besides, I’m quite certain they’re terrified of me. Really. They call our species Killer Humans, because we murder and eat cows and sheep and pigs and all sorts of mammals just as cute as sea lions, without a second’s thought or remorse.
Heck, as far as the orcas know, they could be next.
Tiding me over throughout the six months of provisional orca deprivation (P.O.D.) has been the most kitsch item in my house, (ok, next to Big Mouth Billy the Singing Bass, and oh, that fabulous Santa hat with the antlers, tree decorations, and light-up red nose):
I can’t believe I just posted this pic.
A pair of salt and pepper shakers.
Not just any pair.
A pair that I found last year right here in little Friday Harbor, that gives me so much joy I might need to start watching my sodium intake.
So when I am missing this:
Thanks to Jeanne Hyde for this shot from her beautiful blog,
Whale of a ‘Purpose’!
I can always have this!:
Quick! Someone save me from myself before I put a little swaying hula girl on my dashboard to tide me over until my next trip to Maui. Please…
Michael Shaffer said,
April 16, 2012 @ 9:17 am
Great shots — as usual!
Alex Shapiro said,
April 16, 2012 @ 9:21 am
The large mammals and I thank you, Michael.
Glenn Buttkus said,
April 16, 2012 @ 11:14 am
What an imagination, and what an eye you have for creative imagery. It is good to have a site to descend upon knowing full well that a fun time awaits. Thanks.
Alex Shapiro said,
April 16, 2012 @ 11:24 am
Fun-R-Us, Glenn! And it’s good to have a kelphisto who is as supportive as you!
Bernard said,
April 26, 2012 @ 5:46 am
I doff my Santa hat with antlers to you, Alex: posting that pic took real “cojones.” Are we going to see you in a hula skirt soon? Any sign of white orcas your way?
Alex Shapiro said,
April 26, 2012 @ 7:15 am
Too cold here for a hula skirt 🙂 And wow, that video that’s being passed around of the albino orca is stunning– I’d see that thing coming from miles away with the view I’ve got here, and it would be a thrill!