April 27, 2012
Squawking and stalking
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Yes, gulls have tongues.
And they laugh.
At me.
Composers are fragile creatures. We toil and stress over every note, every measure, every nuance of each phrasing mark.
This visage, in front of me as I strive for utter, unobtainable-but-yet-neurotically-necessary perfection,
is not especially helpful.
He doesn’t care.
He just laughs.
At me.
And waits.
It’s easy to be paranoid when one of these guys just won’t take no for an answer.
Everywhere I turn my gaze, there he is.
Laughing at me.
Looking at me.
Staring at me.
Occasionally trying to be coy, as if I won’t notice he’s there. But in his mind I know he’s laughing.
And, expecting table service.
The nerve.
Michael Shaffer said,
April 27, 2012 @ 9:19 am
He best be happy with his portraits!
Paul Muller said,
April 27, 2012 @ 9:28 am
The comment I fear from the seagull doesn’t come out of its beak…
Alex Shapiro said,
April 27, 2012 @ 9:32 am
Yup; my deck can attest to that…. splat…
phil green said,
April 27, 2012 @ 11:57 am
You nailed these guys. Do yours talk to you? Ours do. 🙂
Alex Shapiro said,
April 27, 2012 @ 12:02 pm
Mine talk directly to me, and apparently, only tell me things that make me feel wholly inadequate about myself. Sigh…